Saturday, December 8, 2007
The Simpsons- D'oh!! This Movie was amazing!!!
Cast (voiceover): Dan Castellanata, Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer, Billie Joe Armstrong(Green Day lead singer) and loads others
Storyline: After Homer accidentally pollutes the town's water supply, Springfield is encased in a gigantic dome by the EPA and the Simpsons family are declared fugitives.
Bottomline: Its raining gags and gags...
Thankfully I watched this movie on dvd. Had i watched it in the cinema halls, I would not have
gotten half the plot because i would be laughing at a gag in the movie and by the time i complete laughing a dozen more gags would have gone by. This is a gag fest. I have seen pop culture satires, (Om Shanti Om, Shrek series for example) but nothing made me laugh as hard as this one. Many would have commented on the falling standards of the series but this one silences
them all. Hats off!! The family is truly back......
HK's Verdict: Please do watch this movie. I am sure you wont feel robbed.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Beowulf - To CGI or not to CGI
Cast(voiceover & modelling): Ray Winston, Anthony Hopkins, John Malkovich
& Angelina Jolie
Director: Robert Zemeckis (Back to The Future, Forrest Gump...)
Story: A monster called Grendel ravages the kingdom of the Danes and a warrior called Beowulf comes and slays it only to enrage its mother.
Bottomline: Motion Capture animation Beta Version
To CGI or not to CGI, this is the dilemma that the director Robert Zemeckis seems to be in throughout this movie. What comes out finally is a half-baked product that wants to dazzle in all motion capture splendour but is pained by the budget constraints it faces under an unknown production house. Had it been fabricated by ILM(Industrial Light and Magic)
Also this movie reminds you a lot of '300' in terms of the sheer energy that it gives out.
In the acting department, everybody has done a commendable effort special mention to Ray Winston and Angelina Jolie. But however real the models look like they still have those soulless eyes that convey no emotion.
HK's verdict: Better ventures in the field of motion capture are expected. This is just a Beta version. The best is yet to come. But the graphics are superb nonetheless.
Rating: 6.5/10(Hollywood Standard)
Friday, July 13, 2007
Title: The Prestige
Director: Chritopher Nolan (Remember ?? director of Batman Begins and Memento...)
Cast: Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Scarlett Johannson,David Bowie,Michael Caine.
Story: The Story of two rival magicians and their efforts to outwit each other.
Bottomline:Abracadabra Alakhazam!!!
There are pretty few things in “the Prestige” that doesn’t work. Brilliant editing, superb cinematography(the walk up the hill at colorado heights is brilliantly designed), a cohesive script with twists and turns and a sincere performance from the lead cast leaves you spellbound and wanting for more when the final credits roll.
Christopher Nolan gives us what I would call a ‘Perfect Thriller’. I would define a thriller as a movie that is mysterious but clues as to what is going to happen at the end is spread throughout the movie and left in the open. Only that the viewer is lazy enough to work it out. The viewer wants to be fooled and he gets just that.
“The Prestige” is just the sort of the movie and much more. Director Christopher Nolan believes that the best way to hide a clue is to leave it out in the open. He gives us reasons why he is one of the most innovative directors around.
“The Prestige” is about two magicians Robert Angier (Hugh Jackman) and Borden (Christian Bale) who are friends at first but gradually fall out to a rivalry that turns ugly. Each of them tries to outwit the other by sabotaging the other’s magic shows. Who outwits whom is what forms the story.
The movie itself is designed like a magic trick which consists of three parts The Pledge (the magician shows you something ordinary), The Turn (magician then makes the ordinary do something extraordinary) and The Prestige (the magician then makes the extraordinary change back to normal). There are three sometimes even four streams of stories going along at the same time in the movie but not for one moment does the viewer get perplexed. The back and forth way of storytelling (a signature style of Nolan) makes the movie even more fascinatingly complex.
As for the acting Hugh Jackman revels in a role that requires a lot of showmanship. Christian Bale is brilliant as always. David Bowie is in one of the best supporting roles I have ever seen recently. Scarlett Johannson is
there to decept and deceive.
Rating: 9/10 (Masterpiece)
PS:
And by the way, the tagline of the movie is “Are you watching closely?”. Be sure to watch the movie closely or else you might need a second viewing. “The Prestige” is a movie that reiterates once again why we go to the cinemas in the first place. It also shows what writers can create when they just think harder than they usually do. Watch out for the end its
S-H-O-C-K-I-N-G!!
Friday, June 22, 2007
Shivaji:The Boss- Watch it not in Pirated VCD
Title: Shivaji: The Boss
Director:Shankar
Starring: "Superstar" Rajinikanth,Shriya Saran,Vivek,Suman,Raghuvaran, and loads of other guest appearances.
Story: Shankar's hero (no Superhero!!) tries to root out black money.
Bottomline: Shankar's Utopian Hero does it again!!
First things first. It would be an insult to the film's memory if this movie is watched in pirated VCD or DVD or if you guys are thinking that this film ought to be caught on cable television, you are missing a big treat. Nothing can do justice to this 3 hour long , rich celluloidian delight of a film than a DTS effect sound speaker system coupled with a 48 MB (megabytes) per frame other than a projector with a white screen in a cinema hall.
Yet the best part of Shivaji was this. When the film was annonced, I asked myself "How could this Shankar-Rajini combo work?"
One side was a director who revels in making magnum opus ishstyle (pun intended!!) movies ever since he made his debut in "Gentleman". One the other side lies an actor who revels in
punching his villains and his dialogues and who has a large fan following which even rivals a following of a political party (no Mr Rajinikanth I know you are not into politics but the
adjective was necessary)
But the biggest strength of Shivaji is that the movie has been into a reality without either
Rajini or Shankar coming out of their moulds. The script is not complex nor is it something that we have never come across in cinema. But its the packaging where the movie scores.
And oh boy oh boy!! Does it score!!
Acting: Rajini is in his belligerent self. Yet he doesn't turn preachy in this movie as well (he probably learnt this lesson from "Baba").Shriya Saran surprises you with her quiet portrayal as Thamizh. Yet her lip sync in dubbing is lousy (dubbing by Kanika of "Varalaru" fame).
Though she is portrayed as a quiet "Kudukmba Ponnu" (literally translates as family girl!!),
she turns into one of the most sexiest screen siren to have scorched cinema halls in the song sequences.

The best acting honours in the movie, however goes to the villain Adhi Seshan (Suman). As the menacing man behind the dark matrix-style sunglasses,Suman is in familiar grounds and hence revels. Vivek tickles you with his witty one-liners. Though some of his dialogues semm to have been taken straight from Crazy Mohan's book of comedy (katpadi rhyming with dead body is one such example). He even mimics Rajini in front of him much to the amusement of everybody. The twoof them imitating vadivelu is absolute magic and their
chemistry is palpable. Rajini proves that one doesnt need to make comedy by kicking the comedian around. Are you reading this Mr.Vadivelu? 1.6/2
Cinematography: National award winner KV Anand brings in his usual tricks of film making.
Cinematography is one of the biggest strength in this movie. His colour tones are so good that even the famine scorched earth in the first song appear artistic and beautiful. Eye-candy cinematography. 0.9/1
Editing: On seeing the starting sequences, I thought that this would be a long movie. But this so called long movie minimizes into 2 hour 45 minute long affair, crisper than potato chips Anthony scissoring abilities are getting better and better. He was superb in
"Vettaiyadu Vilaiyadu" and excellent in "Shivaji". The camera-ramping (a usual in Shankar movies) technique and ability to use connect different scenes is absolutely ingenious (that mms message part of the movie). 0.9/1
Music: When AR Rahman is at the helm in the music department, you should expect nothing less than magic from the "Mozart of Madras". The "Sahana" song is unforgettable piece and connoisseur's delight. The "Athiradee" song is literally foot-tapping. The "Style" song is an unique attempt in Hip-Hop and Funk genres. 1/1
Art Direction: The art direction by Thotatharani is simply amazing and award-winning (for sure). It still surprises me how he is able to create sets from a hut to a huge "Tower of Magi" style set in the "Vaaji Vaaji" song. 0.8/1
Others: Peter Hein's stunts, though a bit over the top sometimes is still very beleivable. CG animation is excellent and rivals even many Hollywood movie special effects. The Athiradee song is one example. It would be interesring Rajini's next project in Sultan, animated movie realeasing in 2008 made by Rajini's daughter.
In the starting sequence, the man next to Rajini's cell (no spoilers here!!) asks him why he was put in jail, to which he replies he did service to the people. To this the man quips "Then you ought to be put in jail!" . I started clapping to this dialogue (I was the only one clapping in the hall, but thankfully and sound from the movie drowned my singular attempt) amazed at the irony and the sting that the dialogue carried. There you knew Dialogue writer Sujatha has done his job.
Choreography is good and they have made it a point to make Rajini dance and he does his job gracefully.
Costumes by Manish Malhothra is stunning. Makes Rajini look chic and Shriya, a bombshell.
Makeup by Bhanu is simply superb. Makes the superstar look atleast two decades younger straight from his "Murattu Kalai" days. A welcome change from the gross makeup we saw in "Chandramukhi".
0.8/1
Script and Screenplay: Now this is the most important part of any movie. Though the movie doesnt fall flat on its face in this department, its still a tad repetetive on Shankar's part. The story seems to be a variant of "Indian","Gentleman"and many other of his works.
I think it is time for Shankar to take a well-deserved break and try his hand at more ralistic and low cost movies in the future. Though his production company boasts of down-to-earth movies like "Kadhal" and "Veyyil", The BOSS is yet to take a plunge in it. It would be refreshing to take a break after all!! Also the aftermath of the climax is also totally ignored as what happens after it comes during the credits. If his mission was to show his "message" then the director should not have set it aside in the credits.
1.6/3
Total: 7.6/10 (strictly to be watched in theatres if you want 3 hours of non-stop fantasy)
Monday, May 7, 2007
Spiderman 3 - Rocking!!!

Director: Sam Raimi
Starring: Toby McGuire , Kirsten Dunst , James Franco
Story: The story of the web-slinger continues.
Bottomline: Makes "Superman Returns" look like Noddy's Toytown.
I have been wanting to write a blog for the previous Spidey movies. But alas never got the time. So here I start off with the first two movies to brush up your memories. So those of you who remember the first two movies skip to paragraph 3.
Spiderman:
Spiderman 2:

Spiderman 3:
First of all let me tell you where I saw this movie At the renovated and rocking new Sathyam cinema hall. The hall has been upgraded to a more snazzier look and looks a lot abstract in appearance with weirdly shaped ceiling lights.
Ok now to the movie. Spiderman 3 just as the previous movies continues the story of Peter Parker (for the first time superbly played by Toby McGuire). In S-3 Spiderman has everything he wanted, he’s got his girl Mary Jane, stands first in college and best of all is loved by the people of New York as Spiderman. All this popularity gets into his head and he sort of inflates his ego. At this a meteor shower in NY results in the arrival of symbiote from space, an ugly goo monster which has an uncanny resemblance to a Spider in the shadows. In a accident involving a crane atop a skyscraper ( a must-see action sequence) Spidey saves a Gwen Stacy (Bryce Dallas Howard) Peter’s lab partner and classmate. To complicate things he even receives a grateful kiss from her much to astonishment of Mary Jane in a ceremony conducted to honor Spiderman ( a very humorous sequence). The alien symbiote then clings onto Spidey’s outfit and results in the formation of a rocking black Spidey outfit.The new outfit amplifies Spidey’s more darker personality. Peter Parker then discovers that the actual killer of his uncle is Flint Marko aka The Sandman(Thomas Haden Church) who robs money from the bank to save his sick daughter.
Consumed by his thirst for revenge he attacks Sandman, and this shows in his character as admirably changes from a nerdy , timid guy to a flirty, hot blooded youngster(that club sequence where he dan

The story suggestatively shows that Peter and Eddie live parallel lives and Venom is Spidey’s opposite or his anti.
Other than this is Harry Osborne (James Franco in a brilliant finale to his character) who is out revenge and steps into his father’s shoes as The New Goblin .

Loaded in this complex movie are some heart-stopping action sequences especially the climax. The editing looks sloppy in places. The movie is much more humorous. A welcome change indeed. The movie could have been good with a little less number of villains and little less complexity. The movie is complex certainly, and that shows in the mixed critical reaction the movie has received. Overall a rocking movie and which is a must-watch movie for your summer. Can’t wait for Spiderman 4(if it has the same cast).
Rating: 7.8/10
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Review: Unnale Unnale - Battle of the sexes

Film Name: Unnale Unnale
Director: Jeeva
Starring: Vinay, Sada , Tanisha Mukherji
Story: Karthik and Jhansi, two diametrically opposite people, fall in love but does their love succeed.
Bottom Line: Men are from mars, Women are from Venus.
"Men were the first to be born on this planet because god himself was a man", quips the male narrator to thunderous applause from the men in the cinema hall. "Men were born imperfect and that is why women who are perfect were created by god next" quips the female narrator to applause from the females. The battle lines are drawn in the movie and so are they drawn in the hall. Men clap and whistle to dialogues praising men and women shout and scream to dialogues that praise them. This somewhat sums up UU.
The Movie stands on three legs: Cinematography, dialogues and some very good acting from the cast.
The breathtaking locales in Melbourne have been used to the fullest in this movie. But the locations remind you a lot other movies shot there, like "Salaam Namaste" and "Nala Damayanthi".
The film opens with Karthik(Vinay) and Jhansi(Sada) quarrelling for something that Karthik had apparently done that finally ends in their break-up. Then Karthik gets a job at Melbourne where he meets Deepika (Tanisha), a bubbly young enthusiastic girl who wants to live life every moment. Where Jhansi is an introvert, Karthik is a skirt chaser who is very open and frank with everybody. Jhansi is prone to jealousy and that leads to the break-up. Deepika tries to re-join them once again, but in a twist of irony, she herself falls in love with Karthik. Who gets Karthik is what is told in an interesting manner and ended by an “out of the blue” climax.
What ensues is a "Battle of sexes" where men tell the minuses of the women psychology and women tell minuses of the other sex?
Thankfully you don’t have a separate comedy track with Vivek or Vadivelu pulling of gags in Melbourne. But rather humor beautifully blends into the movie through witty dialogues and some excellent comic timing from actors like Raju Sundaram. Sad, this guy rarely gets a chance.
Special mention to the costumes for the leading ladies. They are chic and stylish and are not too glamorous as well.
Vinay has to improve his dancing and his lip sync in the dubbing part. The sync doesnt match at many instances. Whereas Tanisha , a north Indian has perfect lip sync. The flashback in the movie is a big too long and could have been crisper.
Harris Jeyaraj's songs are already a hit but the picturisation of "June Pona" disappoints. Whereas the picturisation of "Vaigasi Nilave" heightens the melody of the song, all other songs are good and shot in perfect "Karan Johar" style. Special mention to Harris's re-recording.
The biggest strength of UU is that there are no tear jerking scenes and the film shines in every moment. So if some light hearted romantic movies are to your liking UU is next on your movie list!
Rating: (out of ten) 6.3/10 (watch it without any apprehension you will enjoy it!)
Sunday, April 22, 2007
The more complex they are, The simpler they become
The time i am writing this post, the Windies have lost to England in what i would call as a bitter parting present to a champion in cricket, Brian Lara. The super 8 are over (phew!! finally) and it is time to pucker up to some thrilling moments in cricket AT LEAST NOW!
Yes guys believe it or not this World cup has been quite boring. Not that India and Pakistan are out of the race. Not that the super 8 have been excruciatingly long.
Yes the defeat of India and Pakistan from the tournament has taken away much of the glamour from the event. Nevertheless these are important lessons for both the countries and the break, an important time to sit down and think what the hell went wrong!!
What makes this world cup so boring is that the sheer dynamics of cricket has been changed in this world cup. Previously ever since power plays have been introduced, teams used to plunder runs during the field restrictions and plunder , if possible, even more during the slog overs.
The recent years which has seen one of the largest run chases in cricket (the historic AUS vs SA match at Johannesburg ) and the most consecutive number of run chases above 300 (the whitewash suffered by Australia against New Zealand) seem to be like distant dreams.
The largest successful run chase in this competition has been only around 276 that too only yesterday (ENG vs WI). Teams that used to plunder a barrage of runs from the opposition are now building a wall against the bowling and making an effort to plunder runs at least in the slog overs. Cricket seems to be going back to the 1980’s.
I have always thought the game of cricket has become complex now. They say the more puzzling things are the more simpler they become. The game of cricket is another proof for this fact.
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